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Originally Posted by Missionsman 
Jesus is not a religion.
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Agreed, but he's one hell of a pagan icon. Here is his story...
Jesus was a Jewish carpenter who built merchant stalls for the BCC. (Bethlehem Chamber of Commerce). His dad ran one of the big flea markets and sales were a bit sluggish due to a downturn in the Roman economy. So Jesus's dad, Shlomo had an idea. Let's start a new religion so we have people to sell stuff to. So he recruited Jesus to go off on a ranting raving preaching campaign to piss off the Romans who promptly crucified him.
A couple of weeks before the crucifiction, Shlomo had a large batch of hashish brought down by mule from his partner in Lebanon. He dumped large chunks of it in everyone's well water and started spreading a story about a Messiah being God's son along with all sorts of other nonsense that the local population, in their altered state of consciousness, bought hook, line and sinker.
Voila! Mission accomplished.
Now every Christmas millions upon millions of Christians not only are celebrating the birth of a Jew, they are out in droves buying each other gifts in stores that are mostly owned by Jews. Take a wild guess who owned all the real estate where today's churches now stand?