Here's what Jim Cramer had to say about some of the stocks that callers offered up during the "Mad Money Lightning Round" Thursday evening:
UPS (UPS:NYSE - news - research - Cramer's Take): "I know it's been a laggard. ... I think UPS because of the labor problems is gonna be flat-lined at 75."
Beazer Homes (BZH:NYSE - news - research - Cramer's Take): "The Beaz man hit a 52-week high. It's the only housing stock on the 52-week-high list. ... I still wouldn't sell it because it's in all hot markets."
UnitedHealth Group (UNH:NYSE - news - research - Cramer's Take): "The stock has been down two out of the last three days. ... That's why you buy UNH. Don't forget, I own it for ActionAlertsPLUS, the charitable trust.
Grant Prideco (GRP:NYSE - news - research - Cramer's Take): "I still like that stock. ... For the drillers like Grant Prideco, it is still two thumbs up, one way up."
Dendreon (DNDN:Nasdaq - news - research - Cramer's Take): "I want you out of that train wreck, that House of Pain. It's up a dollar from where they did the secondary."
TradeStation (TRAD:Nasdaq - news - research - Cramer's Take): "That is a House of Pleasure. My buddy [research associate] Will "Slim" Gabrielski has been telling me that's the horse to be on."
Birch Mountain (BMD:Amex - news - research - Cramer's Take): "The stock has just been completely hammered. ... I'm blessing the stock, and even though it's Canadian, I'm giving it the Stars and Stripes." (Cramer then plays the John Philip Sousa score.)
OraSure (OSUR:Nasdaq - news - research - Cramer's Take): "I think OraSure is not done going down. I think you're gonna see 8 bucks before we're finished (going down)."
Sonus (SONS:Nasdaq - news - research - Cramer's Take): "My friend ... I need you out of that stock, and I don't even want you to wait until the show is over."
Intuitive Surgical (ISRG:Nasdaq - news - research - Cramer's Take): "I now want to ring the register. I think ISRG has overstayed its welcome on the 52-week-high list. I feel the same on ISRG as I did on ELOS (Syneron Medical). ... In other words, ring the register."
Computer Sciences (CSC:NYSE - news - research - Cramer's Take): "The takeover we predicted on this show looks like it's about to happen. Don't ring the register."
Disney (DIS:NYSE - news - research - Cramer's Take): "I love the theme parks; the movies are terrific. The stock's the ultimate bowwow."
Adobe Systems (ADBE:Nasdaq - news - research - Cramer's Take): "Adobe's good. It's one of my favorite pleasant tech stocks. ... Don't forget CRM (Salesforce)."
Paccar (PCAR:Nasdaq - news - research - Cramer's Take): "Buy the stock at 71. Sell it at 77. ... New engine rules start next year. Good for Paccar."
Arena Resources (ARD:Amex - news - research - Cramer's Take): "Too speculative. ... This is not the year for speculative oil and gas plays."
Flir Systems (FLIR:Nasdaq - news - research - Cramer's Take): "That stock shouldn't be owned. ... "It's in thermal imaging," which Cramer doesn't like currently.
Ford (F:NYSE - news - research - Cramer's Take): "Absolutely not," Cramer replied when asked if the automaker could turn it around.
Harris & Harris (TINY:Nasdaq - news - research - Cramer's Take): "Too much of a black box. Venture capital fund. Don't really know what they own."
Albertson (ABS:NYSE - news - research - Cramer's Take): "You don't need to be in that second-rate supermaket chain that couldn't sell itself."
Flanders (FLDR:Nasdaq - news - research - Cramer's Take): "I like Flanders; it's been a dog."
Whole Foods Market (WFMI:Nasdaq - news - research - Cramer's Take): "I need you to buy Whole Foods, and stick with it. If it drops down 2 bucks, you do a 'mon back*."
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