Canada... kicking ass since 1812!

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Originally Posted by theone 

Canada... the BEST country the world has ever known!

how so?

its great that you have pride for your country just like i have pride for mine...but i can name endless reasons WHY America is simply the greatest....so what are your reasons theone.....

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Originally Posted by theone 

1. Canada has BEST standard of living in the known world, hell even minimum wage buys one a life of luxury in Canada. American dream vs. Canadian reality? I'll take the real thing over masturbation on any day thank you very much!

2. Canada has the most allies (friends) of any country in the world.

3. Canada is the ONLY country the U.S. has not been successful in invading, kicked its arse out with a rag tag crew of Indians in 1812 and y'all ain't been back since!

4. Canada has the MOST stable banking system in the world, 2008 went by and barely made us scratch our ass and we carried on.

5. Canada has the world's largest oil reserve.

6. Canada #1 wheat producer.

7. Canada #1 gold producer

8. Canada #1 diamond producer

9. Canada #1 isotope producer

 

I can go on you know... I am just scratching the surface...
 

 

good attributes canada....

the funniest part about ALLLLL of this is the fact that there are way to many attributes for me to even list as an American and yet I want to!

but i wont...so when you're done calling Americans prisoners while your nations bans certain news stations and funds left wing ones and promotes socialism...when your done calling americans stupid while your citizens come to our country for top notch educations at Harvard, Yale, Princeton and a plethora of world-class universities that help produce AMERICAN Nobel Prize winners by the dozen, internationally renowned scientists and scholars...when you're done calling americans red-necks maybe you can visit one of our symphony orchestras, theatres, libraries, or museums since we have MORE of those per head than in Canada....when you're done trashing our television shows perhaps you can attempt to imitate ANOTHER one of our large variety of american shows INCLUDING the trashy ones that canada just cant seem to match artistically....and dont get me started on what we produce and what we consume...because we most definitely out do canada...

but i wont get into anymore details......oh but i will add one more point...the reason the world hates America is because the world wants to BE like America...jealous theone...its rough isnt it...keep hating America, it only shows everyone how jealous you truly are!

and on the flip side of that notion, the reason canada has no enemies is BECAUSE no one is jealous of you...........and also the fact that you have no military whatsoever which leaves no one threatened by your barely existing presence...

Three words. Canadian Football League

At least 90+% of Canadians have the sense to live on their southern border.  Since the rest of the country is a arctic wasteland.  Quite a view as well.  You should see our southern border...

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Originally Posted by I we Todd did 

At least 90+% of Canadians have the sense to live on their southern border.  Since the rest of the country is a arctic wasteland.  Quite a view as well.  You should see our southern border...

yeah,  they are lucky to have us at their southern Boarder,  our southern boarder is next to the hell hole known as Mexico.

Wetbacks.... Snowbacks.....

Notice they come here to live.

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A few Canadian embarrasments

4. North Korea's nuclear program

Well, sort of. Canada's own McGill University educated nuclear scientist Kyong Wonha, who likely supervised the development of Pyongyang's nuclear weapons program. Awkward.

3. Justin Bieber

Does this really require an explanation? The kid is from Ontario and is so stupid he doesn't know where Germany is, let alone what it is. Canadians can try to wash their hands of him by claiming that Ontario isn't really part of Canada, but until the province defects and becomes New York II, we'll have to live with the sad fact that Bieber is as Canadian as ice wine. And before anyone asks, yes, I unequivocally believe Justin Bieber to be more threatening to our national security than North Korea.

Ontario Ombudsman André Marin recently reported that police brutality at the 2010 G8 and G20 summits constituted “the most massive compromise of civil liberties in Canadian history." Even more shameful is the fact that Premier Dalton McGuinty appears to be in no rush to remedy the situation. I expected better from McGuinty, who previously defended Ontario against the introduction of a sexist and oppressive sharia court system in the province. I'm very disappointed.

1. Alberta's tarsands

This is a complicated situation. On the one hand, the Albertan oil industry strengthens not only Alberta's economy, but also the economy of Canada; hundreds of thousands of jobs depend on it. Furthermore, I'd rather get my oil from Alberta than Middle Eastern countries that oppress women and support terrorism.

Yet that's moral relativism. The Alberta tar sands are environmentally disastrous, and are associated with fatal externalities. For instance, an independent inquiry found that the Athabasca River contains high levels of toxic pollutants like mercury and thallium. The result is dangerously high levels of cancer indownstream communities like Fort Chipewyan. The Alberta government knew about this for years, but managed to hide statistics for the benefit of the oil industry: official government estimates of pollutant levels did not find anything suspicious.
This also has indirect consequences, like the UN's condemnation of Canada forhuman rights violations.

And let us not forget that Vinny Testeverde is still the finest player to play in the CFL.

All jokes aside Canada is one of the most beutiful places on this planet. I have spent time in every provence and the people have a kind and hearty disposition. Summer in Canada is golden. Especially in BC and NF.

Yeah, Canada kicks ass like preparation H kicks herpes.  If it werent for the grand ole US and A, Canada would be a member of Uganda by now.  Yes, thank US hard and thank US fast.  If it weren't for the USA, you would have been speaking German for years now. 

Of course everyone in the world loves you.... You are afraid to make a stance....  We ( the grand ole US and A) protect you from forces you will never comprehend.  !812, eh?  That's all you got?  We have manless drones that will kaput your puny nation in about 15 minutes...  Remember that.

If we want vastless resources of nothingness, we can look to North and South Dakota.  There is nothing Canada has that we would ever want, and if we4 did, we would just take it...  Remember that...

Enough with you...  This thread is wasted.....

Oh, and please, Canada, call your friends....  Of course you could never protect yourself....  Please call in your precious allies...  Like who, dumbass?  Britan, f'n Portugal?  Oh, wait... I'm sure the Anzacs and Aussie's will move on us for you... lmao...  So who do you think would come to the Canuck rescue if, it was indeed, needed?  And who could ever help you out??? 

Is Canada, indeed, in bed with Red China? Or, Moscow, even?  Now, that would be some serious headlines..  Are you saying, this is true??